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Survive The Above Poster's Attack
03-05-2012, 11:35 PM
Post: #31
RE: Survive The Above Poster's Attack
You lose grip of the heavy hammer, it lands on your toes! I see my window of opportunity, slashing at you with my Sword of Epicness, I roll 8 D8s, the outcome is 8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8 (or 8^8) a critical hit!

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03-06-2012, 06:48 AM
Post: #32
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My amulet of phasing allows me to dodge the damage from your sword, a wasted critical indeed, and as you are off balance I entrap you with my web of holding!

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03-06-2012, 10:55 PM
Post: #33
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I place the web of holding in my bag of holding.

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03-06-2012, 10:59 PM
Post: #34
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You were trapped in the web of holding, and since the web of holding is now inside of the bag of holding, you too are inside it. I throw the bag into lava.

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03-06-2012, 11:16 PM
Post: #35
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I tip my bucket of water, run across the obsidian and rush attack you with my enchanted diamond sword!

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03-07-2012, 11:17 PM
Post: #36
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While everyone was fighting, my snowman had been around the world, spreading the stories of my achievements. And thus at this moment, are now chanting my name. I use my telekinetic powers, multiplied by the people who are thinking of me and deflect your diamond sword. (just finish watching s3 of Dr. Who xD )

My snowman returns, barraging you with snowballs that change into a torrent of sharp icicles.
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03-08-2012, 02:21 AM
Post: #37
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My Laser Screwdriver makes light work of your pet's iceicles! I then alter the snowman's Ming with it to attack you!!
(As soon as you said round the world spreading I knew it was a Doctor Who reference. I'm such a geek xD)

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03-08-2012, 04:03 AM
Post: #38
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(Ming?)

I grab My snowman in a hug, and whisper, 'I forgive you' and he stops fighting me. (Fight with all Dr. Who References! YEA!)
I quickly grab a nearby gun and shoot at you. (Ok, maybe not. lol)
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03-08-2012, 08:45 AM
Post: #39
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You did not shoot me, so I win!

I grab the gun and shoot back.
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03-08-2012, 12:17 PM
Post: #40
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Your bullets are caught in a temporal time pocket, frozen in mid air in time, as are you. I use this opportunity to disarm you and turn your bullets around for when the time pocket dissipates. (This was more Torchwood Wink )

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