Survive The Above Poster's Attack

[Gkardos]

The point of this game is to survive the attack of the above poster, and say how. Then, attack the poster below.


I attack with a katana.

[utahrapter3]

I dodge the katana with meh epic Gamz0r powers
I use my raptor claws

[Gkardos]

I extinct the raptor.
I use the palm activated nuke on my face

[utahrapter3]

Since I am jesus I feel no pain
You are already dead from the fail blast but I shoot lightning at you anyway

[manadspaniel]

I come in line of the blast and just evade it by limboing
I kick a ball up in the air... The ball has spikes.

[SabotageTheFool]

You collapse from the spikes penetrating your foot, I merely sidestep it when it falls.
I grab my bronze axe and go to work on you Zombis, 2 hits instead of 3? Yes please...

[iAreNubcake]

I place spikes on the ground around me, forcing you to kill yourself to get close enough to attack me.

I call forth the evil DANCER! You ar forced to dance by his demonic powers until you die of exhaustion.

[SabotageTheFool]

I do such a hardcore dance with blades that it kills both this demon and you!

I continue my hardcore dance of death for the next user.

[manadspaniel]

I use my nukes and destroy your dirty dancing.

I jump into my mech and see who can defeat me!

[utahrapter3]

I jump into a mech too and we have an epic fight in the end i win by doing some MJ thriller moves for some reason :/
I turn into super rapter jesus and summon my dino-ninja ultra samurai squad to kill the next user