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Impossible Tasks
05-09-2012, 08:02 PM
Post: #31
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes sir, I put the milk in a filter, and now it's completely milk free, along with anything else that was in it.

Butler! Come to me tomorrow to I can high five you yesterday!

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05-09-2012, 08:53 PM
Post: #32
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes sir I will high five you tomorrow through a time vortex field which will displace said high five to two days before.

Butler! Break me a diamond!

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05-09-2012, 09:35 PM
Post: #33
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes sir! All I had to do was hit it with a really bug hammer!

Butler! Bring George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, the Wright brothers, the transformers, A gundam, a Evangelion, Naruto, Ang, A(O?)ppa, Mo-mo, a warship, me, you, twilight sparkle, rainbow dash, Captain America, The hulk, Spider Man, and Nathan Drake in the same room. At one time and place.
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05-10-2012, 12:33 AM
Post: #34
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes sir! I brought a tv with a tv show with each of the, on it.

Butler! Stab the air and kill someone WITHOUT playing CoD

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05-10-2012, 04:18 AM
Post: #35
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes sir! I chase a man down a corridor with a knife, at the end of the corridor I have set up a very deep pit under a thin layer of loose carpet. Just as the man reaches the carpet I stab the air and the man falls and dies.

Butler! Steal the Mona Lisa without anyone realising it was stolen.
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05-10-2012, 08:53 AM
Post: #36
RE: Impossible Tasks
Done and done! I killed all sentient beings on the planet and then stole the Mona Lisa, so far nobody has noticed.

BUTLER! Don't obey this command.

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05-10-2012, 09:29 AM (This post was last modified: 05-10-2012 09:30 AM by SabotageTheFool.)
Post: #37
RE: Impossible Tasks
Already done. Obviously... even YOU didn't realise Wink
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Butler! Safely split me an atom!

DAMN! Ben beat me ;_;
AND used a paradox... Someone else can answer XD

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05-10-2012, 01:39 PM
Post: #38
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes, sir. I wish you would use proper grammar and have given me a command, sir.

BUTLER! I want you to bring me a cold blooded mammal that flies and lays eggs.
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05-10-2012, 09:33 PM
Post: #39
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes sir! All I used was genetic modifications!

Butler! Throw a baseball forward and have it hit you in the back of the head!

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05-11-2012, 11:04 AM
Post: #40
RE: Impossible Tasks
Yes sir! I throw it into a vacuum driven pipe that goes round in a circle aimed at my head.
(Alternate, I bounce it off a wall and turn quickly)

Butler! Actually come up with a demand that is impossible!

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