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Impossible Tasks
10-09-2011, 05:59 PM
Post: #1
Impossible Tasks
In lieu of a better name, this is a game I call, "Impossible tasks". Imagine the user below you is your butler, and you can him to do anything you want. The butler then has to explain how he/she completed the task, and then ask the next poster to do something.

Quote:Butler! Cut my milk for me!
Quote:Ok sir! I have frozen your milk, and cut it in half.
Butler! Do (blank)

Got the idea? Lets go!

Butler! Fetch me some lava in a plastic cup!
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10-09-2011, 07:17 PM (This post was last modified: 10-09-2011 07:34 PM by HolyyDuck.)
Post: #2
RE: Impossible Tasks
Ok Sir! I fashioned a new heat resistant plastic, and gathered your lava
Butler! Slam a two way door!

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10-09-2011, 09:05 PM
Post: #3
RE: Impossible Tasks
Ok Sir! I put a temporary brick wall behind the door and slammed it.
Butler! Make "Baby" a good song!!!

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That's nobody's business but the Turks'
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10-09-2011, 09:28 PM (This post was last modified: 10-09-2011 09:28 PM by SabotageTheFool.)
Post: #4
RE: Impossible Tasks
Ok Sir! It already was, I'm a Belieber!
Butler! Fetch me some Tartan Paint!

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10-10-2011, 09:30 AM
Post: #5
RE: Impossible Tasks
Ok Sir! I glue 26 red and blue paintbrushes together!
Butler! Make Minecraft have Crysis graphics but still maintain a 800-2000 fps range on my MS-DOS

Why did Constantinople get the works?

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10-10-2011, 08:24 PM
Post: #6
RE: Impossible Tasks
Ok sir! But to do so I had to remove all the game's features. You are now staring at a still image of crysiscraft.
Butler! Open fix me up a sandwich made with spaghetti, mayo, and broccoli, *narrows eyes* And make it taste good.
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10-11-2011, 11:23 AM
Post: #7
RE: Impossible Tasks
Okay, sir! I added Magic Mushrooms as well and your crazy trip makes you think you're eating the essence of pure happiness!

Butler! Go fetch me the toaster they used at The Last Supper!

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10-11-2011, 11:42 AM
Post: #8
RE: Impossible Tasks
Okay sir! I enter a time machine and get the toaster, also meeting the man who originally brought the toaster there in the first place in HIS time machine, it was a jolly good chat I tell you!

Butler! Your mission is to refuse this mission.

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10-11-2011, 12:51 PM
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RE: Impossible Tasks
Okay sir! I agree to disagree!

Butler! I want one hundred million dollars to fit in my wallet! And it all better be ones!
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10-11-2011, 01:20 PM
Post: #10
RE: Impossible Tasks
Okay sir! I implement Time Lord technology so the inside of your wallet is bigger than the outside, room for plenty more!

Butler! Grant me control of the weather!

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